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 bezoar:  The sound of the phaser in the original Star Trek TV series was the sound of a cicada brood. I know this because I went on a camping trip in 1982, just as these little fuckers were coming out of the trees and flying everywhere. I woke up, and heard the sound of phasers, everywhere around me.

Worst. camping. trip. ever.

 jwz:  I had no idea there was so much Cronenberg technology lurking in the Federation's past. Just think what the Phaser Breeding Vats must be like!

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