© 2005 Jamie Zawinski
|| The sound of the phaser in the original Star Trek TV
series was the sound of a cicada brood. I know this because I went on
a camping trip in 1982, just as these little
fuckers were coming out
of the trees and flying everywhere. I woke up, and heard the sound of
phasers, everywhere around me.
Worst. camping. trip. ever.
|| I had no idea there was so much Cronenberg technology
lurking in the Federation's past. Just think what the Phaser
Breeding Vats must be like!