© 2007 Jamie Zawinski <>

M:  "Hey, want this bucket with 20 gallons of vacuum tubes? I'm throwing it away."
jwz:  "You can't throw that away, those are neat! I'll take it."
...30 minutes later...
jwz:  "What the fuck is wrong with me? I have absolutely no use for this junk."

Want some vacuum tubes? Get them from the back room at DNA before the garbage gets taken out.

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