© 2002 Jamie Zawinski <>

The other day I saw one of those inflatable sheep sex dolls in a store window. Right out there in the open, on a public street in a not-totally-disrespectible neighborhood, in all its slightly-lewd but mostly-just-pretty-dumb glory. And I got to thinking about how different a place this world would be if RealDolls came in childrens' sizes, but fuck-sheep were Just Not Funny.

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