scooby.
© 2003 Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>

Apparently they're re-making The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I'm sad to report that it is not the re-make I've been waiting for: the one starring Scooby Doo. Seriously, think about it: Massacre has the canonical Scooby Doo plot:

• stoned hippies crossing the country, check;
• Mystery Machine, check;
• bickering, check;
• spooky house, check;
• "let's split up", check;
• masked villain, check;
• and, uh, probably more.