© 2003 Jamie Zawinski <>

Apparently they're re-making The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I'm sad to report that it is not the re-make I've been waiting for: the one starring Scooby Doo. Seriously, think about it: Massacre has the canonical Scooby Doo plot:

"You got that last slaughter on tape, you play it on the radio!"
"Ruh roh!"

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