© 1996 Jamie Zawinski <firstname.lastname@example.org>
It would be ok if the Sex Pistols would just go away again now. Thanks, guys. Go home.
Remember the ancient TV show Friday Night Videos? (Maybe it's
still on and still sucking just as bad, for all I know.) Anyway, I remember
an episode I saw years ago, which Bob Goldthwait hosted. During his hosting
duties, he showed an even older clip of one of his standup routines where he
was ranting on about a Nike commercial (or whatever) that used some
washed-up old Beatles song as the musical accompaniment. Bobcat's take on
this was, ``Do you think John said to Paul, `you know, this'd make a
Then he ran a clip of a commercial where The Ramones were being used to sell beer. It was great.
In a similar vein, there was a commercial a few years back where
some beer or another was using the music from the Jesus and Mary Chain song
Nothing sells like sex and death, I guess.