© 2005 Jamie Zawinski <email@example.com>
The other day I was flipping channels and happened across two programs of equal and opposite horror, airing simultaneously.
The first was a makeover show where, as near as I can tell, they just give you a pile of money and send you shopping. Their victim was "a thirty year old woman who is still going for that punk/goth look."
I didn't see the "before" pictures, but they frumped her out into someone's mom. Everyone excitedly hopped up and down.
Meanwhile, over on Fuse (the exported version of MuchMusic, Canada's MTV) they had a "metal makeover" show, where these three screeching harpies in a convertible showed up at the house of some guy who really liked metal but didn't dress the part. They made fun of his parents, bought him a spiked arm-band, and tried to talk him into getting a piercing or a tattoo.
The ladies shook their fists out of the car and yelled "Rock has come to town."
So I figure these two shows cancelled each other out, and I didn't actually see anything at all. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.