floss.
© 2004 Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>

Today my dentist told me that I don't need to floss. HA! I was stunned: I thought they took an oath preventing them from ever saying something like that.

"How often are you flossing?"
"Almost never."
"Well, you can get away with that, I guess."

In your face, flossing!

I did get a "stop clenching your teeth", however. But nobody's ever going to tell you "you should clench your teeth more."