HELLO, MY NAME
Free associate? But my mind is a blank.
Blank.
Blank.
Blank.
| Bank. |
| Change. |
| Superman. |
| PacBell. |
| Trapeze. |
| Sneeze. |
| Brachiosaurus. |
| Iguana. |
| Wood chips. |
| Potato chips. |
| Chip away the parts that |
| don't look like an elephant. |
| Pygmalion. |
| Shade. |
| Sam Spade. |
| Maltese. |
| Millennium. |
| Solo cups. |
| Zube Tube. |
| Tubular. |
| Moon Unit. |
| Unit circle. |
| Flat Earth |
| Society. |
| Singing |
| monks. |
| Mendel. |
| Triffids. |
| Trafalgar. |
| Crows with |
| clipped wings. |
| Jacob's |
| Ladder. |
| Ice water. |
| Needles. |
| Stitches. |
| I Have No Mouth |
| but I Must Scream. |
| The Zone. |
| Submitted for your approval. |
| Oh but this form isn't stamped you see. |
| Fresnel lenses. |
| Worms on fire. |
| Yggdrasil. |
| Loki. |
| Locutus. |
| Mr. Rogers. |
| Drug dealers. |
| Cell phones. |
| Testicular cancer. |
| Chastity belts. |
| The Cantebury Tales. |
| Harlequin romances. |
| Weird Science. |
| Oingo Boingo. |
| Rollercoasters. |
| Time Cop. |
| The Punisher. |
| Dolph Lundgren's butt. |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger's butt. |
| Ronald Reagan's cancer of the butt, and nose. |
| Danny Thomas. |
| Hollywood Squares. |
| The Gong Show. |
| JP Morgan. |
| PJ Harvey. |
| Invisible rabbits. |
| Skinning chickens. |
| Slaughterhouses. |
| Slaughterhouse 5. |
| A Clockwork Orange. |
| Blobby modern art. |
| Remote controls. |
| Rodents. |
| Marsupials. |
| Aurstralian fer beer, mite. |
| I could have had a v8. |
| Muscle cars. |
| The Fonz. |
| The Andy Griffith Show. |
| The Munsters. |
| Aabot and Costello |
| meet The Wolfman. |
| Ed Wood. |
| That's Fronkensteen. |
| Photographic enlargers. |
| Circular saws. |
| Lathes. |
| Of Heaven. |
| Eraserhead. |
| Vomit. |
| Peter Bagge. |
| Performance art. |
| What goes clink-clink- |
| clink-clink ow-wooo? |
| Barbecue sauce. |
| Chicken McNuggets. |
| Chinese food boxes full of |
| worms and maggots. |
| Kieffer Sutherland. |
| Crane shot. |
| Falling. |
| Dizziness. |
| You'll find yourself slipping into |
| and out of a hallucinatory state. |
| Sensory deprivation tank. |
| Cloth cubicle walls. |
| Veal fattening pens. |
| Feedbags. |
| Straitjackets. |
| Yellow teeth caked with filth. |
| H. P. Lovecraft. |
| Cracked plaster. |
| ``Plaster? I don't even know her!'' |
| Improv. |
| Oprah. |
| The camera scene in The Wall. |
| Detention. |
| A swimming pool with a |
| layer of grease like bad soup. |
| The Beverly Hillbillies. |
| I Dream of Genie. |
| The Space Program. |
| The Magic Bullet. |
| For a Few Dollars More. |
| Akira Kurisowa. |
| Akira. |
| Legend of the Overfiend. |
| Weird animated japanese sex. |
| Ken and Barbie. |
| Dave Barry. |
| Klaus Barbie. |
| Klaus Von Bulow. |
| Dead Ringers. |
| Car jacks. |
| Jackalope. |
| Heliotrope. |
| Microscope. |
| Plucking a hair. |
| Shaving. |
| Pimples. |
| Oreo cookies. |
| Stephen Wright. |
| Hairless pony. |
| Unicorn. |
| Tom Cruise. |
| bus error: |
| core dumped. |
| © 1994 Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org> |