© 2004 Jamie Zawinski <firstname.lastname@example.org>
At the show last night, some pretty young looking guy comes up to me out of the blue and says, "oh, man, there was this girl, damn, she was amazing, oh man." He's wearing a baseball cap and holding a bottle of beer. I say something like, "huh." He continues, "I'm telling you man. You know, you never know. Anything could happen." Then he slaps me on the back and walks away.
"I remember my first beer", I comment.