Double March

The date is now Monday, March 366th, 2020.

Sorry, you don't get a new March until you've finished the last one.

If you see anyone claiming that today is March 365th, congratulate them on fucking up their leap year math.

perl -e 'use Date::Parse; use POSIX; my @t = localtime; print strftime ("%a Mar ", @t) . int (1 + 0.5 + ((str2time (strftime ("%Y-%m-%d 3:00", @t)) - str2time ("2020-03-01 3:00")) /(60*60*24))) . strftime (" %X %Z 2020\n", @t);'

Mon Mar 366 09:14:24 PST 2020

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Reminder that the Y2K bug is old enough to drink

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10K September

Today is day 10,000 of The September That Never Ended.

The Internet: Mistakes Were Made.™

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Patch notes just dropped

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202█

Cyriak:

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Y2K The Movie: "WHAT IF THEY'RE RIGHT?"

NBC Primetime Movie, Nov 21, 1999:

"TV14. This program is a purely fictional thriller. The characters and situations are not based on fact. This program does not suggest or imply that any of these events could actually occur."

The whole thing is on youtube. I didn't watch it, but I did scan forward to see spoilers at the end, and it was like, people fighting with swords and being eaten by crows! I did not expect it to go there! But wait, no, it turns out "Y2K The Movie" had ended already, that was just a bonus 20 minutes of Beastmaster, which seems to be what was on this VHS tape before they recorded over it.

Also there's an entirely other "Y2K The Movie" movie, this one starring Malcolm McDowell and Louis Gossett Jr. that came out in July 1999! For post-Y2K video release they were retitled "Countdown to Chaos" and "Terminal Countdown", respectively.

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Leap Second news

Earth speeding up; "appalling shitshow" may result.

Leap seconds exist because the Earth takes (very roughly) about a millisecond more than 24 * 60 * 60 seconds to rotate each day; when we have accumulated enough extra milliseconds, a leap second is inserted into UTC to keep it in sync with the Earth. At the moment the Earth is rotating faster than in recent decades: these shorter days, with a lower length-of-day, means the milliseconds accumulate more slowly, and we get fewer leap seconds. [...]

Michael Deckers said in his LEAPSECS message that we haven't seen a rate difference as low as zero since 1961! This implies that unless something wild happens, we are very unlikely to have a leap second in the next few years. [...]

The absence of leap seconds has the advantage that leap second bugs don't get tickled, but it has the disadvantage that timekeeping code might rot and new bugs or regressions can be introduced without anyone noticing. Even worse is the risk of the length of day getting shorter which could in theory mean we might need a negative leap second. There has never been a negative leap second, and if there is one, everyone who deals with NTP or kernel timekeeping code expects that it will be an appalling shitshow.

Clearly the best, most proactive solution here is to arrange for something very, very large to hit the Earth while traveling West.

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Illegitimate Halloween

Someone said to me earlier today, "You're up early on a post-Halloween morning."

I replied, "It wasn't Halloween, it was just March 245th. I do not acknowledge this illegitimate Halloween."



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The date is now Tuesday, March 178th, 2020.

perl -e 'use Date::Parse; use POSIX; my @t = localtime; print strftime ("%a Mar ", @t) . int (1 + 0.5 + ((str2time (strftime ("%Y-%m-%d 3:00", @t)) - str2time ("2020-03-01 3:00")) /(60*60*24))) . strftime (" %X %Z 2020\n", @t);'

Tue Mar 178 10:26:39 PDT 2020


Update: Might as well also have a realtime-updating JavaScript version...


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What Day Is It?

With Todd Meany

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