Sorry, you don't get a new March until you've finished the last one.
If you see anyone claiming that today is March 365th, congratulate them on fucking up their leap year math.
perl -e 'use Date::Parse; use POSIX; my @t = localtime; print strftime ("%a Mar ", @t) . int (1 + 0.5 + ((str2time (strftime ("%Y-%m-%d 3:00", @t)) - str2time ("2020-03-01 3:00")) /(60*60*24))) . strftime (" %X %Z 2020\n", @t);'
Mon Mar 366 09:14:24 PST 2020
Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.

Today is day 10,000 of The September That Never Ended.


Earth speeding up; "appalling shitshow" may result.
Someone said to me earlier today, "You're up early on a post-Halloween morning."
perl -e 'use Date::Parse; use POSIX; my @t = localtime; print strftime ("%a Mar ", @t) . int (1 + 0.5 + ((str2time (strftime ("%Y-%m-%d 3:00", @t)) - str2time ("2020-03-01 3:00")) /(60*60*24))) . strftime (" %X %Z 2020\n", @t);' 