You should follow @TaylorSwiftsJets as Taylor Swift goes Full Musk:
Taylor Swift's attorneys have threatened legal action against a Florida college student who runs social media accounts tracking the flights of her and other celebrities' private jets.
Jack Sweeney, a junior at the University of Central Florida, has for years run accounts that log the takeoffs and landings of planes and helicopters owned by hundreds of billionaires, politicians, Russian oligarchs and other public figures, along with estimates of their planet-warming emissions. The accounts use publicly available data from the Federal Aviation Administration and volunteer hobbyists who can track the aircraft via the signals they broadcast.
Sweeney's accounts fueled a free-speech debate in late 2022 when Twitter banned Sweeney for sharing what the platform's owner, Elon Musk, said were his "assassination coordinates." [...]
Private-jet flights are routinely criticized for their "disproportionately high" impact on climate change, and Sweeney's accounts have often been used to name and shame their most famous passengers. In 2022, the accounts were cited in an analysis that estimated that Swift was the "biggest celebrity [carbon dioxide] polluter" of the year.
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