Drone delivery: going just as great as self-driving cars.

Amazon's much-hyped drone project is dropping small objects on driveways. Customers are not sure what it delivers beyond minestrone.

"I know this looks like science fiction. It's not," said Mr. Bezos [in 2013]. Yet the venture as it currently exists is so underwhelming that Amazon can keep the drones in the air only by giving stuff away. Years of toil by top scientists and aviation specialists have yielded a program that flies Listerine Cool Mint Breath Strips or a can of Campbell's Chunky Minestrone With Italian Sausage -- but not both at once -- to customers as gifts. If this is science fiction, it's being played for laughs. [...]

Only one item can be delivered at a time. It can't weigh over five pounds. It can't be too big. It can't be something breakable, since the drone drops it from 12 feet. The drones can't fly when it is too hot or too windy or too rainy.

You need to be home to put out the landing target and to make sure that a porch pirate doesn't make off with your item or that it doesn't roll into the street (which happened once to Mr. Lord and Ms. Silverman). But your car can't be in the driveway. Letting the drone land in the backyard would avoid some of these problems, but not if there are trees.

On the bright side, it must be nice for drone operators to be able to find work that doesn't involve dropping bombs on weddings.

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"Manifesto"

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One Revolution Per Minute

Erik Wernquist:

Putting aside the perhaps most obvious problem with those wide windows being a security hazard, I believe that the perpetually spinning views would be extremely nauseating for most humans, even for short visits. Even worse, I suspect - when it comes to the comfort of the experience - would be the constantly moving light and shadows from the sun.

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Stuck on repeat

These three clips either play in my head or come out of my mouth on pretty much a daily basis:

"They just started showing up every day."

"It's beautiful, but useless."

"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know."

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jwz mixtape 241

Wow, it has been three months since the last mixtape. I feel I have failed you all. Anyway, please enjoy jwz mixtape 241.

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Current Music: as noted

Happy Bell Riots Day, to all who celebrate


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XScreenSaver 6.07 out now


XScreenSaver 6.07 is out now, including iOS and Android.

  • Two new hacks by me, droste and skulloop, and two new contributions: papercube and cubocteversion.

  • xscreensaver-settings was sometimes turning off the DPMS checkbox.

  • Added some new map sources to mapscroller.

  • Worked around a macOS 13.4/5 bug where multi-head systems would fail to launch savers on some or all screens.

    This was crazy. They introduced this bug as part of one the "rapid response" security updates early in 13.4 and it's still not fixed. On a system with 3 screens, initWithFrame is called on every screen, but viewDidMoveToWindow is called only on screen 3 -- but that screen's view has the frame of screen 1! So we get only one saver running, and it is the wrong size. But I applied the Gentle Hammer of Persuasion and found a way to made it go.

  • A few other minor bug fixes.

I had wanted to do a Droste zoom for a while, but it took some time to wrap my head around the math. It uses complex numbers, which necessitated bumping the minimum compiler target from ANSI C89 to ISO C99. C has only natively supported complex numbers for 24 years, so I didn't want to rush into that.

Droste works best if your source images have a circular feature in the center. Sometimes you need to tweak the radius settings to get it to really line up well.

Skulloop was an attempt at something that looks deeply recursive but actually is not. I was kind of going for a Cyriak feel with this one. Just in time for Halloween!

Bonus Drostes: Infinite DNA Lounge Logo, and Infinite DNA Pizza. Grab me a slice from the middle:

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Finally got my emacs setup just how I like it

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Barbiephonic Forever

Blarg:

Way Back In The Day, 2007, I found and scraped out a Barbie phonecall-generator service and compiled what I'd found into a single .ogg file, with the 17000 names in its dataset.

Again, I am obligated to warn you: that original recording is a real, SCP-grade cognitohazard, a genuinely dangerous artefact. Nobody has ever listened to the whole thing in one sitting, and the people who've tried never talk about the experience in terms of listening to it. They only describe the decompressive experience afterwards, and always as a kind of psychic negative space "where the names should be", as though something important was taken and a blind spot left in its place. [...]

Today I discovered that posterity had showed up, and in 2020 somebody used those files and made an edm/noise album called "One By One The Stars Were Going Out".

This, right here. This is what the internet is for.

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Current Music: Unaccompanied Digestive Organs - One by One, the Stars Were Going Out

AI coming for our jobs

Or your mom's job, at least.

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