Steve Albini, RIP

Wow, this one hurts. He had his hands in everything. "Recorded by Steve Albini" is practically a genre in itself. Just look at this insane discography. I own so many of those records, and of the many others that I don't, I feel like I probably ought to check them out. There comes a moment in every GenXer's life when they realize that every record they've ever loved was recorded by this one dude.

Let's start with his thundering 1993 article, "The Problem With Music". "Some of your friends are probably already this fucked."

Then there's this 2015 article about his business practices, "Punk Rock Ethics Are Good Business".

"A bakery opens because a guy wants to make bread. That's why people start businesses. It's because they want to do something with their time. They want that enterprise to be how they spend their days."

Here's an interview with him talking about him coming to terms with his 90s "edgelord shit".

I was gonna link to a few sample videos, but it just kept growing, so now it's a mixtape. Please enjoy jwz mixtape 245 of Albini-related music. (He probably hated music videos.)

Bonus videos: here's Albini, Grohl and Novoselic talking about recording In Utero:



Update: This post wasn't quite finished yet, so I wrote some more.

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I weep for the future

Last night, a friend I thought would know better was telling me how excited they were about "AI". My gesticulating ten minute response hit points such as: fraud at scale, fruit of the poisonous tree, VCs with sunk costs in Chinese GPU manufacturers who saw their cryptocurrency scams dissolving, data centers with ocean-boiling climate impact larger than some countries, and the wholesale destruction of the entire concept of objective truth.

Their response was a Marge Simpson-like, "I just think it's neat."

I had not ranted as such length since... last week... when...

...when another acquaintance I thought would know better told me how they were now Ayn Rand-curious and that the books are not what I thought they were (spoiler: the books are exactly what I think they are.) "Why are you calling her a fascist?" they asked. "Explain to me how, in her financialized worldview, she would argue against putting cripples into ovens." "Well, but, but..."

"Also", I added, "This edgelord 'Just Asking Questions' posture you're adopting is Not a Good Look given that we're probably less than a year away from brownshirts executing immigrants in the street."

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I can tell because of the pixels

Dear Fallout, this is not how CRTs work.
This is set-dressing malpractice.

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Let's check in on the enriching discourse over on the Books of Face

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Post dot news dot womp dot womp

"Post dot news", the Andreessen-funded cryptocurrency grift masquerading as a social network, that considered dunking on billionaires to be hate speech, and that created fake "placeholder" accounts to try and get their users to bully news organizations into signing up... is shutting down.

Something something "incredible journey".


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Me any time my phone makes a sound I don't recognize

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Fucking Apple

Apple Mail likes to keep our relationship spicy with little surprises like this:

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Garry Tan is not just a cryptofascist, he's a christofascist!

Stochastic terrorist and Y Combinator CEO Garry Tan -- who told SF supervisors to "die slow, motherfuckers" and unleashed a mob sending them death threats -- is hosting a "fireside chat" where noted vampire and fascist Peter Thiel will explain his "political theology".

Jesus Fucking Christ:

Christians in Tech, it's time to get together in SF

Join us on Cinco de Mayo for "Holy" Guacamole at my home in SF for a happy hour serving tacos and tequila while DJ Canvas is spinning his famous remixed worship beats. During the second hour, Peter Thiel will lead a fireside chat to discuss what he calls "political theology" - the overlap between theology and various other fields like civil society, history, economics, and morality.

It's absolutely wild that "remixed worship beats" is the least horrifying thing in that paragraph.

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Posting this so that people will stop messaging me the "Now you have two problems" joke

Nazi hellsite does not understand regexps:

If a user typed in "Twitter.com," they would see "Twitter.com" as they typed it before hitting "Post." But, after submitting, the platform would show "X.com" in its place on the X for iOS app, without the user's permission, for everyone viewing the post.

And shortly after this revelation, it became clear that there was another big issue: X was changing anything ending in "Twitter.com" to "X.com."

So you register your phishing domain netflitwitter dot com, post a link to that, and the preview text makes it look like it's going to netflix dot com instead.

Cool, cool.

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The Turing Police say "X Wins"

I had understood in principle that printf is Turing complete, but I am still aghast at this interactive game of tic-tac-toe implemented with a single printf statement.

Computing the NOT of a single value is also easy:
printf("%1$255d%1$s%hhn", a, b)
will compute
*b = (strlen(a)+255)%256 = strlen(a)-1
and again, because strlen(x) is either 1 or 0 we have
*c = !b
From here we can compute any binary circuit.

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