Some Andreesen-Horowitz Crypto-Bro bloviates on a vision of Fascist San Francisco

I hesitate to even give oxygen to a story like this, but it's just so fucking whack-a-doodle. It sounds a parody, or an April Fools joke, or a stand-up comic doing a tour with "triggered" in its name, but apparently people like Balaji Srinivasan and Garry Tan are saying shit like this out loud and not getting laughed out of the room.

Balaji Srinivasan, ladies and gentlemen:

Like some mustache-twirling cartoon villain, the main tech figure behind the Network State cult lays out a "roadmap" for an authoritarian future in which San Francisco Democrats ("Blues") and poor people are barred from entire parts of the city.

Tech loyalists ("Grays") will don Gray shirts, carry Gray ID cards (for swiping into the Gray sectors of town). They will also hold weekly banquets for Gray police officers (cops who have confessed their loyalty to tech). And they'll march in "Gray Pride Parades" featuring "drones flying overhead in formation." [...]

B.S., a former partner at Andreesen-Horowitz and former chief technology officer of Coinbase, wrote an entire book called "The Network State: How to Start a New Country." Tech oligarchs like Marc Andreesen hold him in high regard and consider him some kind of genius oracle. His book outlines how tech billionaires can seize more economic and political power by establishing new sovereign territories under their control. [...]

[A] huge win would be a Gray Pride Parade with 50,000 Grays, that would be massive. That would start, to say: "Whose streets? Our streets!" You have the AI Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have the Bitcoin parade. You have the drones flying overhead in formation ... You have bubbling genetic experiments on beakers. You have the laser eyes, you know, Bitcoin maximalist ... You have the police at the Gray Pride Parade. They're flying the drones, they are there and, ideally, you know, you even design the police uniforms. [...]

B.S. is basically using a Civil War analogy to describe his plan for San Francisco. It's the Blues (Union) vs the Grays (tech authoritarians). The Grays wish to secede from Blue society and establish their own form of tech confederacy. This is bizarre imagery to apply to your own political movement, but either B.S. is totally clueless or he's doing it on purpose.

Someone watched that episode about the Bell Riots and thought, "But wouldn't it be cool to be the baddies?"

Sure, podcasts gonna podcast, but when a billionaire tells you who they are, believe them.


Update: More on this monster: The Tech Baron Seeking to “Ethnically Cleanse” San Francisco:

A normal person could easily mistake his rambling train wrecks of thought for a crackpot’s ravings, but influential Silicon Valley billionaires regard him as a genius. "Balaji has the highest rate of output per minute of good new ideas of anybody I’ve ever met," wrote Marc Andreessen.

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Identifying Crypto-Republicans by ballot clustering

San Francisco political support data shows true alignment:

San Francisco (and much of the Bay Area) has a curious political idiosyncrasy where brand-name Republican candidates and issues get so little traction among voters so as to be considered irrelevant. Yet, many republican ideals and beliefs do receive substantial support from locals.

This dynamic causes practically republican organizations to outwardly re-code and re-brand as something -- anything -- other than GOP. Popular self-descriptions include Moderate or middle-of-the-road Democrat. However, this analysis is motivated by ignoring these pretenses and looking exclusively at indicated issue recommendations / endorsements, and understanding how similar vs. how different each political organization is acting (a behaviorist / empirical approach).

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Freeway murderbots? In this economy?

Waymo can now charge for robotaxi rides in LA and on San Francisco freeways:

Last month, the CPUC's Consumer Protection and Enforcement Division suspended Waymo's application to expand its robotaxi service in Los Angeles and San Mateo counties for up to 120 days to provide extra time for review. [...] The five protests came from the city of South San Francisco, the county of San Mateo, the Los Angeles Department of Transportation, the San Francisco County Transportation Authority and the San Francisco Taxi Workers Alliance.

Just brazenly saying the quiet part out loud, as usual:

"We will, as we did in San Francisco, expand our service before we start charging," she said. "And I mean, we sort of show up and you get to experience this for a couple of months or several months without paying. And then we have that moment of truth, which we went through in San Francisco, which is we start charging, and then we figure out how many people [have] really integrated it into their lives. What's the price point they're willing to pay?"

Let's not forget that these companies are still immune from prosecution when one of their remotely-operated drones commits a moving violation, up to and including a killing. And that Waymo's owner Google have stated in court filings that it is good for business if their competitors' cars kill more people.

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Today in Plutocracy Combinator

I love these signs:
"Shear and Tan are Narcs",
"No Killer Robots in SF".

Prop. E foes demonstrate outside Y Combinator HQ:

Proposition E will reduce police accountability, make San Francisco less safe and disproportionately affect communities of color. [...] "We're here today to tell tech CEOs who think they own San Francisco that we need more transparency not less," said former police commissioner Angela Chan. [...]

The measure, which voters will decide on March 5, has raised over $1.5 million, largely from a handful of tech billionaires.

Chan, who is now assistant chief attorney at the public defender's office, pointed out that Y Combinator's headquarters -- a white, nondescript building on 20th Street by Pier 70 -- does not appear to be listed on Google Maps.

"They profit off of surveillance but don't want to be surveilled," Chan said.

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Today in ACAB

California Law Enforcement Agencies Are Spending More But Solving Fewer Crimes:

California is not "defunding the police" nor implementing lenient criminal justice reforms -- just the opposite. State spending on law enforcement has risen sharply, even after adjustments for inflation and population growth. [...]

Law enforcement agencies need to explain why crime clearances have been falling since 1990 despite police agencies being given more resources and personnel. If, as is widely speculated, officers secretly stopped making arrests to protest reforms and coerce public sentiment against "liberal" policies, that would be a criminal dereliction of the police duty and oath that demands disciplinary action. The lawful way for police to protest policy is not to shirk their duties, but to make their case in policy forums or by running for office, like all other community members.

Alternatively, if law enforcement has become less competent in solving crimes despite receiving more money and personnel, or if for some reason crimes have become harder to solve, these matters also require scrutiny so that corrective actions can be taken.

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Cops are easily startled

Fuck dem acorns: Cop empties clip into his own car after an acorn falls on the roof:

Jesse Hernandez, of the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office in the Florida Panhandle, is seen flinging himself to the ground while calling out "shots fired" four times. He does a roll, breaks his sunglasses, and then pulls out his handgun and opens fire at his own patrol car. Hernandez's partner, Sergeant Beth Roberts, emerges and opens fire herself.

Moments later, the footage shows him crawl to cover and he claims that he's been shot through the car. Then, likely realizing he was never shot at all, he tells a frantic Roberts, "I'm good, I feel weird, but I'm good." He later adds, "It might have hit my vest."

In reality, Hernandez's department determined he was never shot at all, as the detained suspect, 22-year-old Marquis Jackson, a Black man, was not armed. Instead, cops said he sat helpless in the back of the patrol car while a barrage of shots were fired at him from Hernandez and Roberts. [...]

Once the officers stopped firing, Jackson said they forced him to show his hands, but he couldn't raise them as ordered because he was still in handcuffs. While doing this, he said he was staring down the barrel of an officer's gun, so he closed his eyes and prayed he'd survive the ordeal.

"I eventually found a way to rest my cuffed hands on the shattered window area to show that I wasn't armed. A few minutes later they swarmed the car and slammed me on the ground to search me," he said. [...]

Jackson was eventually released with no charges filed against him.

Final Investigative Report IA 2023 - 031:

Investigator Henderson asked Deputy Hernandez if he thought it was possible that the noise he heard, which he had interpreted as a gunshot from a suppressed firearm, was actually the noise of the acorn striking the roof of his patrol vehicle next to him. Deputy Hernandez answered, "I'm not gonna say no, because I mean that's, but what I, [10 second pause in speaking] what I heard [3 second pause in speaking] sounded almost like [12 second pause in speaking] what I heard sounded what I think would be louder than an acorn hitting the roof of the car, but there's obviously an acorn hitting the roof of the car." [...]

Investigator Hogan asked Deputy Hernandez if in general he was familiar with the sound of acorns striking vehicles. Deputy Hernandez said he was. [...]

Deputy Hernandez was offered the opportunity to watch his BWC video to see the sound match the acorn hitting the roof, and he declined.

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Today in ACAB

I can't stop thinking about this chart.

The proper way to understand your local police department is not as "Law and Order" but as "The Sopranos". Their goal is to amass money and influence (and with those, impunity) while doing as little work as possible.

Every time the cops get a raise without accountability, the president of their Police Union [sic] deserves everything they are paid, because they have delivered on the job they were hired for.

scott f:

SFPD has effectively been on a work stoppage since the George Floyd protests. This is not a staffing problem; they didn't suddenly lose that much staff. The whole idea of hiring more cops without accountability for the ones we have is nonsense.

Dan Morris:

This is no "trend". Chesa Boudin was elected in Jan of 2020 and (according to my one remaining sfpd friend) the work stoppage started when he announced he would prosecute that cop who shot the guy through the window while he was running away - on his 3rd day on the job.

So, they basically got together with a bunch of people and started a recall campaign, and stopped arresting shoplifters. Then, when Jenkins was "elected" she promised there was no quid-pro-quo, and then the cops suddenly tripled shoplifting arrests and then she let the arrested cop go, saying the arresting officer didn't mean it - and he later sued her for defamation (because he never said that) and got a private settlement, because the suit vanished.

Honestly, I never thought this city was corrupt (at least not too much) until I watched that all go down.

Even if you HATE and DESPISE that Chesa guy, when cops don't arrest people intentionally, in order to get rid of an elected official, to free their buddy, that's really bad.

When people say "defund the police", the following is exactly what they are talking about:

At the very least, hire not-cops to handle a lot of generic duties that we don't need someone who desperately wants to be a soldier rather than a "peace officer".

I got in a simple bike accident and I was surrounded by 4 heavily armed cops in bullet proof vests, loaded with guns and extra clips and bear spray and batons, their police cars loaded with weapons and bullet proof glass with bars across the rear windows making a portable prison.

If I wasn't a white male, I'd have been pretty damn scared. And these guys were supposed to help? Somehow?

All to fill out a simple police report that my 15yr old could have done faster. For almost a fckin HOUR they stood around.

And every single time there is any kind of vote, they ask for more money and authority.

People call the suicide hotline: cops get sent. People call about a homeless dude with no pants: cops get sent. People call for a wellness check: cops get sent. It's idiotic. Why the F do you send a battalion

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Just got my PAC mailing from PlutocracySF

Wow, lots of press today on The Klept's attempt to buy the San Francisco elections!

First a glossary, for those of you who might not be well-versed in San Francisco's political clade. For historical reasons, it is impossible for a Republican to get elected in this city, so all the Republicans register as Democrats and call themselves "moderates". What they actually are is "neoliberals", or, if you like, methane-breathing space zombie free-marketeers. The people to the left of them call themselves "progressives". And "centrist" means somewhere between "Libertarian" and "MAGA".

Mission Local: What do new advocacy groups really want?

They may be difficult to tell apart, but together they represent a tsunami of political spending unlike any San Francisco has seen before. [...]

"What's new is the scale, the tone, the focus on raw politics and the, for lack of a better word, brazenness of the behavior," he said. "You have many of the richest people in the world behaving like aggrieved and powerless activists ... When the powerful begin to behave as if they're powerless, it can heat up the conversation awfully fast."

Sometimes, the groups' objectives can be described as urbanist [...] But others are straightforwardly conservative, such as weakening police oversight; increasing punitive consequences for drug users and dealers, homeless people and the mentally ill; and increasing the power of the mayor in a city with one of the strongest mayoral systems in the country.

Yes, they want an imperial mayor because these techbro edgelords fundamentally don't believe in democracy. They don't want consensus, or oversight; they want their own strongman in place, and they want the bought to stay bought.

Breed, like the rest of the Willie Brown machine that she inherited, stays bought.

Ross, for his part, said the involvement of the wealthy was damaging in more ways than one. The fact that there are such vast sums of money at play in the city, and the fact that San Francisco is often a "test lab" for new technology industries like short-term rentals, ride-sharing or driverless cars, means local regulations have an outsized importance -- and electoral campaigns doubly so.

"The problem in San Francisco with politics is different from the problem you have anywhere else in the country," said Ross. "Most places, there's not enough money to run effective campaigns. San Francisco is the opposite: There's too much money."

Mission Local: A fun interactive graph showing the interconnected network of these PACs and donors:

While the policies and strategies of the groups are all a little different, they are pulling in the same general direction. This constantly evolving coalition is largely unified by a desire for more police funding, harsher penalties for drug crime, more support for housing developers and housing construction, and the concentration of mayoral power. A huge proportion of the network's cash comes from extremely wealthy tech and real estate donors.

48 Hills: The dizzying web of big-money influence:

Breed's entire re-election campaign at this point seems to be promoting ballot measures that demonize the poor and promote the cops. I suppose that's a strategy. [...]

The San Francisco Democratic Party endorsements are not what Mayor Breed would like. The party backs both incumbent judges (Breed has taken no position, but her allies clearly want to intimidate the judiciary since they have nobody else to blame at this point for crime.) The DCCC also opposes Props. C, E, and F, which are lynchpins of the mayor's agenda and re-election campaign.

That's why the billionaires want to take over the party. In the March primary, the DCCC will have a lot of influence. In the November general, when probably 100,000 voters who pay little attention to local politics will show up to vote against Trump, the Democratic Party endorsements will have a huge impact.

And Breed's allies want to be sure the balance of power shifts, and she gets that nod.

Guardian: Inside tech billionaires' push to reshape San Francisco politics:

"This is a $20bn hostile takeover of San Francisco by people with vested real estate and tech interests, and who don't want anyone else deciding how the city is run," he said, referring to the combined wealth of the most prolific new donors. [...]

The priorities of these deep-pocketed figures have varied. Oberndorf, the hedge fund manager, had been a long-time charter school advocate and major Republican party donor. Larsen, the crypto investor, has been a strong backer of expanding police ranks and surveillance capabilities. Tan, the Y Combinator CEO, has pushed for business policies favorable to crypto, artificial intelligence and autonomous cars.

New Republic: The Tech Plutocrats Dreaming of a Right-Wing San Francisco:

A rogue's gallery of big tech edgelords and their reactionary hangers-on have a plan to remake the city in their own weirdo image. [...]

Tan's more recent drunk tweets also backfired pretty badly. As it turns out, assassination talk gets taken rather seriously in the city where Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk were murdered in 1978. Within days, Tan's targets began receiving death threats in their mailboxes. "I don't give a fuck," Tan had declared during his tweetstorm. But he soon changed course, deleting his alcohol-fueled rage posts and hiring a crisis P.R. firm to help with damage control as the negative headlines erupted. A mandatory show of contrition was seemingly ordered: "I am sorry for my words and regret my poor decision," he said in a statement.

It was a terrible first impression to make on voters, most of whom had probably never heard of their city's new self-anointed political king until he became so flamboyantly unhinged and flew off the handle. [...]

Tan and fellow tech barons have promised to invest up to $15 million in local races. Tech-funded front groups are rallying support for a slate of anti-progressive candidates who promise swift action to solve crime, homelessness, and drug addiction. They frame their politics as "moderate," but the terms "reactionary" and "right-wing" often fit better. Their policy wish list reads like a Republican platform: more police funding (along with a repeal of police reform and criminal justice reform); a return to the "war on drugs" (with an emphasis on jailing homeless drug users); a rejection of harm reduction strategies like overdose prevention (in a city where 806 people died of overdoses last year); and the billionaire-funded expansion of mass video surveillance. [...]

If Tan's vision aligns with Musk's, then he's clearly not trying to incubate a centrist revolution. No, this is a decidedly extreme brand of politics, though it's not exactly innovative. Tech bros like Tan think they are reinventing whole systems, conjuring terms like "effective accelerationism" to describe their philosophy. But the ancient Greeks already put a name to their core ideas over 2,000 years ago. For example, there's plutocracy, or rule by the wealthy, and autocracy, rule by dictatorship.

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OnlyFake

OnlyFake to streamline everything from bank fraud to money laundering:

OnlyFake created a highly convincing California driver's license, complete with whatever arbitrary name, biographical information, address, expiration date, and signature we wanted. The photo even gives the appearance that the ID card is laying on a fluffy carpet, as if someone has placed it on the floor and snapped a picture. [...]

The service offers a metadata changer because identity verification services, or people, may inspect this information to determine if the photo is fake or not. That includes fabricating what device allegedly took the photo -- an Apple iPhone 11 Pro, a Huawei BKL-L09 -- the date and time of creation, and spoofed GPS coordinates. [...]

Where things get a bit more tricky for fraudsters, and where some sort of other service or skill set would be required on top of OnlyFake, would be sites that ask for video or photo verification which ask the user to physically hold up their ID to the camera. That, obviously, is not really possible with an ID card that doesn't actually exist. Other related sites have something of a workaround, or at least offer a helping hand. Users can purchase sets of photos from a choice of hundreds of people holding up blank pieces of paper, laptops, and plain passport-shaped objects to a camera, which they can then superimpose their fake documents onto.

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Pissed Off Voter Guide

"Are we being trolled?"

Unpopular Mayor London Breed is facing re-election in November, so she's veering to the right with a trio of useless and cruel wedge issues (Prop C, Prop E, and Prop F) which would give tax breaks to downtown developers, weaken citizen oversight of the police, and drug-screen poor San Franciscans. Which really is some bullshit. Reverting to these failed strategies would only make the City's problems worse.

Cue the troll farms -- a well-funded network of astroturf PACs like GrowSF, TogetherSF, and Stop Crime SF. They're spending millions on this election to convince us that the City is a cesspool run by progressive bleeding hearts and that the only solution is a tough-on-crime, tough-on-drugs, tough-on-schools, tough-on-poor-people crackdown. [...]

Prop E: More Police Surveillance and Car Chases with Less Oversight:

This measure, backed by the police union, got a hefty $250,000 from crypto billionaire Chris Larsen, and another $100,000 from notorious billionaire powerbroker Ron Conway. But big-money ads can't hide the fact that this is the opposite of how police oversight should work. Prop E is a cynical, poorly written, fear-mongering attempt by fear-mongering politicians to appear "tough on crime" by reversing important police reforms and letting SFPD go ham with dangerous car chases and unproven technologies.

PAC Opposing Dean Preston Gets Half of Its Donations From Firm Whose CEO Posted 'Die Slow' Tweet:

The so-called "Dump Dean" PAC opposing Supervisor Dean Preston pulled in $300,000 in 2023, but about half of that total comes from a small number of employees of one tech incubator -- the one whose CEO sent the "die slow motherfuckers" tweet last weekend.

Supervisor Dean Preston is surely the most hated SF supervisor among the Silicon Valley oligarch CEO class. You'll recall that in September, Elon Musk said he'd spend $100,000 to defeat Preston (though Musk never contributed that money), and then a week later Musk tweeted that Preston "should go to prison." [...]

Looking at the Dump Dean PAC's donations, we see that about half their $300,000 in donations comes from just a small group of people at Y Combinator, including Tan. Or more than half of its donations, depending if you count Y Combinator's co-founder, who no longer works there.

All of these Y Combinator donations came in a late July blitz (These weren't required to be reported until this week). As seen above, Y Combinator group partner Karl Gustaf Jonas Alstromer gave Dump Dean $15,000 on July 26, in addition to $300 he'd already donated. That same day, Y Combinator partner Emmett Shear gave the PAC $50,000.

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