The paleontology world is abuzz this week:
following the release of a new study which concludes that the tyrannosaurus rex, a massive bipedal carnivore that went extinct 66 million years ago, possessed soft, smoochable lips in addition to their absolute dump truck behinds.
"It's always been hypothesized that T-Rexes had ample junk in the trunk and a toothy grin, but aided by advanced computer modeling we can now conclusively say that they were indeed bottom-heavy sweeties with generous, lippy smiles," said Dr. John Mendez, head of Cretaceous Studies at the Royal Vancouver Museum.
"While it's common to depict T-Rexes as vicious predators with a mouth full of exposed teeth similar to that of an alligator or crocodile, our modeling suggests they actually would have been excellent kissers with a highly squeezable ass, if their tiny arms hadn't precluded the possibility of T-Rex-on-T-Rex ass squeezing."
Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.
I had always wondered. Sam Altman is spinning in his grave.
Holocene face with a Cretaceous booty...
Fat arse, toothy grin, little hands, predatory behaviour. Trump Rex, obviously.
So... Chuck Tingle's erotica is correct?
They were all in god-mode sorta ruining the game
Good one! (but I was alert today)
well, this will make Chuck Tingle happy .