Fucking Facebook

Looks like DNA Lounge no longer has an Instagram account. It was "disabled" without explanation of any kind, and then did this shit:

So that's all going really well.

I wish I could convince myself that not having an Instagram (or Facebook, or Twitter) account would not cause my business financial harm. Sadly, I am not yet able to convince myself of that.

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14 Responses:

  1. MattyJ says:
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    It doesn't say anything about not including dongs in the selfie.

    • Netluser says:
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      I think imagery of one's genitals is too personal to entrust Facebook with. They're already asking for facial verification, don't give them ideas.

  2. Smylers says:
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    Why does the photo have to be a selfie? If you get somebody else to photograph you holding the sheet of paper, would Instagram refuse to accept it?

    • nooj says:

      It's so that a facial recognition algorithm can work on it.  They're gathering biometrics, because most people don't know the difference between identity ("I am this person (and not a robot)") and permission ("I have access to this account").

  3. CSL3 says:
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    Well, in order to in to get instant approval from Zuck's fascist digital fiefdom, there's only one photo you can use:

  4. nide says:
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    You should photoshop a stock photo holding the code

  5. I had the same thing happen to my NFTtheft account on IG. They kept requiring me to upload an image and personal idea that said "NFTtheft" on it. I tried telling them that I would not be able to provide that because my name isn't "NFTtheft", but they replied with the same request. So I'm locked out forever.

  6. Mike says:

    It's like the modern-day version of a hard disk crash, except that it's ten times worse. Cloud providers can and will lock you out for any arbitrary reason at any arbitrary time of their choosing with no warning and usually no justification for doing so either.

    The more users depend upon and are intertwined into their cloud services, the worse it is when this happens. For example, if you are entirely reliant on one provider, then you lose your email, your purchased digital content, etc, your ability to pay online bills, all in an instant when they suspend or close your account.

    https://techcrunch.com/2016/11/18/google-reverses-its-digital-death-sentence-for-pixel-phone-resellers/

    In contrast, when one's IT skills are properly developed (backups, RAID), a disk crash on a personal system is practically nothing.

    This is why modern video games are so  unappealing; I did not sign up to live in a world where someone across the planet can break my stuff after taking my money. But the consumer market seems to absolutely love such a modern and innovative policy by the corporations!

    https://www.flatpanelshd.com/news.php?subaction=showfull&id=1657022591

  7. Jeff L says:
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    Same thing happened to me when I signed up for a new IG account where I provided valid email and phone #. The account was immediately locked and required this same verification.

    Meanwhile, I know somebody who's being stalked from multiple fake FB and IG accounts, and can't get any of the posts taken down or accounts suspended. Meta just ignores all reports of abuse.

    I'm guessing Meta, Twitter, Google, et. al. run this heuristic:

    • Extorting legitimate businesses and users: Cheap and Easy
    • Stopping abuse: Hard and Expensive
    • Do what is Cheap and Easy

    Good luck. I feel your frustration but have no solution to offer.

  8. James the Bruce says:
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    That's the first step. Next step is asking for video proof of you drinking a verification can and burping your ip address.

  9. jwz says:
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    And now that it's back, apparently they're making me confirm my email address with a code every day because of "unusual activity". How many days do I have to do this until it is usual activity?

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