Jeff Bezos' Housekeepers Got UTIs from Lack of Bathroom Access, Says Lawsuit:
"For about 18 months, in order to use a bathroom, Plaintiff and other housekeepers were forced to climb out the laundry room window to the outside," her lawsuit claims. "Then, run along the path to the mechanical room, through the mechanical room and downstairs to a bathroom. This toilet was used by both men and women, for example grounds staff used it too."
At one point, housekeepers were told to use the bathroom attached to a security room where security guards monitored cameras on the property, but guards denied them access "because it was decided that housekeepers using the bathroom was a breach of security protocol." As a result of inadequate access, the suit says, housekeepers "frequently developed Urinary Tract Infections (UTIs)." [...]
Bezos has since responded to the lawsuit as you might expect a cartoonishly evil billionaire to respond: by claiming it's impossible for him to be racist toward Hispanic people because his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, is Mexican-American.
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Honestly, at this point I would not be surprised if Bezos is also working on some sort of Goblin formula in order to complete his transformation into a cartoon villain.
And by working on it, I mean paying stupid amounts of money to some medical start up that claims they can do it for him.
I mean, *someone* is underwriting all of those “boost your testosterone levels” ads that (I recently learned) fill modern American broadcast television… it wouldn’t be that surprising if it were all a recruiting plan to get people to pay to be alpha testers, would it?