- They are life-sized replicas of old electronics.
- They aren't funny, except in the sense that it is funny to decorate your home with obsolete electronics, while also underscoring their impermanence by setting them on fire.
- They are unscented, even though it would have been funny if we had made them smell like melting plastic.
From the people who brought you the NFT-scented candle.
The scent obviously should have been "blown capacitor".
“I’d like one in blown capacitor, and one in magic smoke scent please.”
The portable cassette player candle costs almost as much in 2020 ££ as the hardware did in 1989 ££.
Mold quality is exceptional, but wick placement is not up to snuff (ha).
(Has your previously arrived yet?)