Video shot from a helicopter by local network KWTV News 9 showed a large number of boxes and phallic shaped items spread across the highway. [...]
A station anchor asks: "Jim can you tell what he's carrying there? What's all over the road?"
As the cameras zoom in for a closeup shot Gardner replies: "We're zooming in...not really. I can't tell. Maybe you can tell?" [...]
Speaking to The U.S. Sun Oklahoma City Police Department confirmed "toys" had been spilled on the highway by the crash, though didn't give further details.
The absolute cowards at KWTV News 9 have not updated their initial reporting to say, "Yup, it was dongs."