Corey Johnson, 29, was arrested Friday at Patrick Space Force Base. "He was told by the president" to warn "the government there was US aliens fighting with Chinese dragons."Johnson [stole] a Ford F-150 several days prior to arriving at Patrick Space Force Base and he didn't know who the owner was, according to local authorities. He was charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle.
He told authorities the president had also instructed him to take the truck.
Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.
At last, the sequel to "Dragon Wars" we've all been waiting for.
How on earth does the summary not start with "Florida Man"?
Because yes, of course he's Florida Man.
C.
The "Florida Man" gag lost its charm for me when I learned that part of the reason that it's a thing is that Florida's laws make it much easier for the PD to dox people who have been accused but not convicted, even of misdemeanors.
Alt. soundtrack and visualization: