Here's a well-researched video including details on material density and blood loss.
And here's a D&D character sheet, which envisions it as two symbiotic creatures, rather than one with an unfortunate trepanation situation and sloshing blood like a horseshoe crab.
But most importantly, let's nevar forget that this gentle giant used to offer silent guided tours of Second Life.
Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.
And then there is https://i.imgur.com/533eE.jpg
I had forgotten about that! If you're into horror-themed takes on kids stuff, this SpongeBob series is quite a trip.
Give in, give in, give in to the taste!