Kool-Aid man can burst through walls because he weighs 5.5 tons.

Here's a well-researched video including details on material density and blood loss.

And here's a D&D character sheet, which envisions it as two symbiotic creatures, rather than one with an unfortunate trepanation situation and sloshing blood like a horseshoe crab.

But most importantly, let's nevar forget that this gentle giant used to offer silent guided tours of Second Life.

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  1. ascii158 says:

    And then there is https://i.imgur.com/533eE.jpg

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