And here's a D&D character sheet, which envisions it as two symbiotic creatures, rather than one with an unfortunate trepanation situation and sloshing blood like a horseshoe crab.
Here's a well-researched video including details on material density and blood loss.
But most importantly, let's nevar forget that this gentle giant used to offer silent guided tours of Second Life.
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