Kool-Aid man can burst through walls because he weighs 5.5 tons.

Here's a well-researched video including details on material density and blood loss.

And here's a D&D character sheet, which envisions it as two symbiotic creatures, rather than one with an unfortunate trepanation situation and sloshing blood like a horseshoe crab.

But most importantly, let's nevar forget that this gentle giant used to offer silent guided tours of Second Life.

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Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill!

God dammit! Where's the pliers?!?

Denture Bit Holder With Magnets

There's an etsy listing but it's currently out of stock. There are a couple of other variants, but I like the gums on this one.

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