Some words of advice for owners of skeletons.
I mean, it's just good advice in general.
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So, you squeeze its junk until the eyes start to glow?
See the tail end of the instructional video...:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_a1KDwv7e8
The average number of skeletons per body is greater than one.
Wait... I'm gonna have to [citation needed] you on that.
Is this some horrifying new fact about humans occasionally being born with redundant extra skeletons inside them? (That revelation would not be at all outside my expectations for this blog.)
Or are we just talking about how some people own extra skeletons that they generally prefer to store externally?
conjoined twins
Ah, very good. Thankyou!
Or just pregnancy?
It's kind of like how most people have more than the average number of arms.
That was my first guess! But then I figured that the baby skeleton would always be contained within a baby body, so the
`num_bodies`denominator would be incremented at the same time as (or actually, slightly before) the`num_skeletons`numerator.Unless we're ignoring the nestedness of bodies when counting skeletons.
not true at the boneless chicken ranch.
Unless something has gone terribly wrong, for your entire life, your skeleton has been wet.
(Teeth don't count, those are only luxury bones.)
(uncooked macaroni noises)
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Sir? Sir?
I don't think I was actually issued the LCD eyes.
I pushed that button a lot. Nothing really changed.
The world moved for me -- but now I doubt I was doing it right.
K3n.
They forgot "avoid spikes".