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Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks.by Wendy Molyneux
You're being a big fucking baby with a huge diaper full of fucking diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent fucking kid could wind up killing them or someone else. Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!
You think vaccines don't fucking work? Oh, fuck off into the trash, you attention-seeking fuckworm-faced shitbutt. This isn't even a point worth discussing, you fuck-o-rama fuck-stival of ignorance. Vaccines got rid of smallpox and polio and all the other disgusting diseases that used to kill off little fucks like you en masse. Your relatives got fucking vaccinated and let you live, and now here you are signing up to be killed by a fucking disease against which there is a ninety-nine-percent effective vaccine. You fucking moron. Go in the fucking ocean and fuck a piranha. Fuck. Fuck that. Fuck you. Get vaccinated.
Wipe out COVID-19... with this lovely dry-erase board
I was looking for a meme generator like this, but it turns out that this is an actual product that you can buy.So hey, how are those school re-openings going, you ask?
I spoke to a friend yesterday with an 8-year-old. Their school's rule is that if one kid gets COVID, that one kid can't play on the playground with the others and has to stay inside and look sad. But if three kids get it, well then everyone's back to Zoom.
Why, that doesn't seem ad hoc or nonsensical at all. Normal policy, normal world.
DNA Lounge: Wherein I am once again asking you to hack the planet.
It's the 26th Anniversary of HACKERS, so it's that time again!
- A screening of Hackers at 7pm;
- Hackers costume contest at 10:30pm;
- Head-to-head Wipeout XL competition throughout the night;
- Skate ramps! Rollerblades welcome!
Featuring the Big Beat and Techno stylings of Synthetix, G.A.M.M.A., Kidhack, Tripp (and his Big Ass Touchscreen) and in Above DNA, Joey Beltram and more!
We're getting a bit of a late start on the promo for this one, and unlike previous editions of this party, there's no computer security conference in town on the same week for us to piggyback on, and oh yeah, global pandemic. So please do what you can to spread the word!
Oh, did someone say flu shot?
Reserved seating for the movie is extremely limited, so get your tickets now...
As we speak, I am slaving over the hot floppy drive, burning disks and stickering them for the now-traditional extremely overpriced and overengineered Cyberdelia Floppy Disk Flyers. The things I do for you people.
Remember! You can help us keep our costs down by participating in our FLOPPY DISK AMNESTY PROGRAM! That's right, surrender your used 3.5" floppies at the club and through the magic of transubstantiation I will convert them into sweet-ass Cyberdelia promo material.
The kilobytes-per-pound ratio here is out of control, seriously.
Hack the VHS!
And this lovely poster is for sale!
