"To be clear, the whale did not want him in its mouth"

Diver Nearly Swallowed By Humpback Whale

"I was in his closed mouth for about 30 to 40 seconds before he rose to the surface and spit me out," Packard wrote. "I am very bruised up but have no broken bones." [...]

"To be clear, the whale did not want him in its mouth," Kerr added, comparing the situation to an open-mouthed biker accidentally inhaling a fly.

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3 Responses:

  1. Dude says:

    So many "spit or swallow" jokes...

    • Elusis says:

      "To be clear, the whale did not want him in its mouth"

      Oh, college dating memories.

  2. leafnode says:

    The answer is simple. Stay out of the damn sea. Let's all stop acting like we own it.

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