Mannequin Mountain

Body parts, due to their hollow nature, often contain water.

We do not want them to leak in your car. You can bring a cordless drill to let "water" out.

We often get asked about hands. You are welcome to hands but there is a limit of 5 pairs per customer along with other parts. Under no circumstances whatsoever will you be able to fill your car boot with hands. Please don't ask.

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4 Responses:

  1. Violet says:

    Every line of this is delicious but "No climbing on the mountain" feels just incredibly unfair.

  2. "This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here."

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