Illegitimate Halloween

Someone said to me earlier today, "You're up early on a post-Halloween morning."

I replied, "It wasn't Halloween, it was just March 245th. I do not acknowledge this illegitimate Halloween."

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One Response:

  1. Elusis says:

    Well, at least that means today isn't actually November 3rd.

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