Hugo Boss Designing New Uniforms for ICE

"I don't know what it is about Hugo Boss, but the tailored fit, the brass buttons, and the gilded epaulettes just feel so right."

"Whether it's rounding up undocumented workers or performing mass hysterectomies on female detainees, we're seeing a fabulous interplay of both form and function," commented right-wing fashion blogger Jürgen von Schwenderlauf. "I'd love to see them bring back the death's head skull and crossbones, too. It totally says, 'I may just be following orders, but I'm also a bit of a bad boy.'"

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5 Responses:

  1. Hemenideone Corluffo says:

    Alexander McQueen if you want Men's sizes tho. Thankfully the womens' and My Size fits Hugo Boss will make will break up the all-over reflective yet black fabric into some patterns that still suggest failure of oversight rather than SHAPE magazine cameos.

    Knock 'em out and change clothes with 'em 2021. That's how we'll restart restaurants...

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