2020 D20

Because when the universe seems to be careening along the darkest timeline, why not play dice with it?

Sides include:

  • Locust Swarm
  • Online Education
  • Zoom Happy Hour
  • Meth Gators
  • Market Crash
  • Bleach Injection
  • Lockdown Hair
  • Donald Trump
  • Quarantine
  • Australian Bushfires
  • Riots
  • Hand Sanitizer
  • Murder Hornets
  • Autonomous Zone
  • Recession
  • World War 3
  • Brexit
  • X Æ A-12
  • Tiger King
  • Covid-19

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7 Responses:

  1. Jeff Allen says:

    Instructions: roll twice, add the appropriate preposition between. E.g. Riots of meth gators

  2. I was hoping for the locust swarm to pass near my city. Deep fried they are tasty and having food rain from the sky would be a nice addition to our horrible year.

  3. Dave says:

    Gotta admit, I LOLed at X Æ A-12

  4. Amy says:

    Great for standups and planning sessions. "Well, we should be able to complete this feature on time, barring (rolls D2020) World War 3."

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