Wear Masks and Worship Satan

3 years ago

"Six-foot distance and wearing masks are pagan rituals of satanic worshipers," said parent Heidi Anderson. "My kids are Christian they are not subject to wearing masks."

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Tags: doomed, plague, religion

7 Responses:

1. Spoon00 says:

   3 years ago at 2:55 pm

   I was all “Great! What did Florida person do this time?” Click and find regional news instead.

2. Derpatron9000 says:

   3 years ago at 2:56 pm

   "My kids were Christians, at least until the funerals"

3. Dude says:

   3 years ago at 3:01 pm

   I'm genuinely surprised this wasn't in Florida.

4. Martin says:

   3 years ago at 4:11 pm

   From what I learned from the great previously last week, she's almost certainly correct.

   But then again, if I've learned one thing from Mel Gibson, her supposed God went through having the skin on his face and body being ripped to shreds and then had a slow, painful death for others sake. He'd draw the line at wearing a mask, though.

5. nooj says:

   3 years ago at 4:16 pm

   "There is no perfect solution [to resuming instruction]. People are going to get sick."

   It's bullshit self-fulfilling platitudes like these that keep people from looking harder for better solutions.

   • Elusis says:

     3 years ago at 9:15 pm

     "When COVID is outlawed, only outlaws will have COVID."

6. dcapacitor says:

   3 years ago at 7:53 am

   When we're making fun of weirdo fundamentalists, is it punching up or punching down? I think I need a primer on Christianity in the US...