Wear Masks and Worship Satan

"Six-foot distance and wearing masks are pagan rituals of satanic worshipers," said parent Heidi Anderson. "My kids are Christian they are not subject to wearing masks."

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7 Responses:

  1. Spoon00 says:

    I was all “Great! What did Florida person do this time?” Click and find regional news instead.

  2. Derpatron9000 says:

    "My kids were Christians, at least until the funerals"

  3. Dude says:

    I'm genuinely surprised this wasn't in Florida.

  4. Martin says:

    From what I learned from the great previously last week, she's almost certainly correct.

    But then again, if I've learned one thing from Mel Gibson, her supposed God went through having the skin on his face and body being ripped to shreds and then had a slow, painful death for others sake. He'd draw the line at wearing a mask, though.

  5. nooj says:

    "There is no perfect solution [to resuming instruction]. People are going to get sick."

    It's bullshit self-fulfilling platitudes like these that keep people from looking harder for better solutions.

  6. dcapacitor says:

    When we're making fun of weirdo fundamentalists, is it punching up or punching down? I think I need a primer on Christianity in the US...

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