Deer and Loathing
China will not send ducks to tackle locusts in Pakistan, says expert
China deployed ducks, whose natural diet includes insects, to fight a similar infestation in the north-western Xinjiang region two decades ago, reportedly with considerable effectiveness.
Despite the popular support for the idea in a country where cute duck memes have become hugely popular, Zhang Long, a professor from China Agricultural University told reporters in Pakistan, "[Ducks can't survive in the desert, you idiots.]"
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DNA Lounge: Wherein we present the Fancy-Ass Whiskey Sour
I made a "Fancy-Ass Whiskey Sour" for DNA Lounge (order it by name), and it has a fun home component if you wish: It's made to take an egg white for foam and smoothness.
Here's everything you need to know in 40 seconds.
Ingredients: Buffalo Trace, Saint Germain, brown sugar simple syrup, lemon, orange essence, and a dash of Angostura Bitters.
If you wish to tip your bartenders, Venmo @Lisa-Hyde-23.
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