
The revolutionary anal electrode-powered interface system replaces conventional hand and voice-based device interaction and enables advanced digital control rooted in the interiors of your body. [...] Based on real-time, high-precision digital analyses of your anal sphincter muscle contraction patterns, the robot projects video and sound footage of the human anal canal and intestines onto the outside of your body and your living environment. [...]
The fact that he could only control his smart technologies with his fingers and voice meant that he experienced an increasing alienation from his body, its inconsistencies and excretions.
Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.
Needs more blockchain.
And I am perfectly satisfied with how my sphincter currently is integrated in everyday living.
“Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to
talkfully integrate into everyday living?”Ah... finally got my Emacs setup just the way I want...
EMACS
Must
Always
Control
Sphincter
Are you aware of deldo?
Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender [I bet I missed a "previously".]
I do love this. I also love the fact that I misread "There will be live demonstrations during the fart fair."
I hate you, Milkman Jamie.