DNA Lounge: Wherein DNA Pizza is delivery-only during lockdown.

We didn't have time to get something printed, so check out my sweet freehand sign-painting skills, AKA, "don't quit your day job."

It's our biggest drink special ever. Sign. Our biggest drink special sign ever.

Anyway, the Mayor's lockdown directive said that it was ok for restaurants to stay open for deliveries, so we're giving that a try at DNA Pizza. The dining room is closed, but our delivery hours are now 4pm to 10pm every day. Find us on Postmates, Doordash and Grubhub.

As I've said before, historically our delivery business has been very light, so we're not sure whether this is really going to work out... but we're going to give it a try for a week and see how it goes. This the closest thing to income we have right now, and it lets us give our employees some much-needed shifts.

I figure after a couple of days of eating your prepper cans of Spaghetti-Os or whatever you're gonna need to get you some pizza, right?

So please, order from us!

Also, it would really help if you would leave some positive reviews for us on the delivery sites, since that impacts our position in their lists.

If you're reading this on Monday night, tune in to the webcast -- we are in the midst of a webcast-only DJ set for Death Guild's twenty-seventh anniversary. And we've turned the Snark-a-Tron back on so that you can request songs and harass the DJs: we haven't activated the Emergency Snark-a-Tron Network since back in the Liveournal days.

UPDATE! We now deliver liquor and pre-mixed cocktails!

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