CDC Does Not Approve of Dali

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18 Responses:

  1. Russ says:

    But Hitler is OK.

  2. tfb says:

    But don't cross the seal: it would be bad.

  3. nooj says:

    but Frank Zappa is okay! I'm sad that Prince didn't make the cut.

  4. Ricky says:

    I like the "villain" option. I wasn't aware that was the proper name of that mustache style!

  5. thielges says:

    I can’t remember the comedian who cracked this joke (Colbert?). Commenting on the Bandholz he quipped “Brooklyn is doomed”.

  6. Tim says:

    Since my current "Rasputin gone to seed" style is not specifically mentioned, I'll assume it's OK.

  7. Eric says:

    It's weirdly appropriate that Fu Manchu is portrayed as a white guy here.

  8. NT says:

    I hope beard wearers see this as a challenge. Who will be first to to shave a mask seal into an otherwise badly sealing beard? "Neckbeard with mask strip" is the kind of hairstyle we need in this timeline. Also let's hope the facemask shortages drive some DIY fashion innovation. Seen the pictures of Japanese women with masks that suggest bra cups? Just another example of America's lack of crisis preparedness.

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