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But Hitler is OK.
There is no Hitler on that chart. There is a "Toothbrush" though, and it is certainly A-OK.
The Hitler stache and the Toothbrush stache are one in the same.
Both promote whiteness
Hitler stache is reg
But don't cross the seal: it would be bad.
but Frank Zappa is okay! I'm sad that Prince didn't make the cut.
I like the "villain" option. I wasn't aware that was the proper name of that mustache style!
I can’t remember the comedian who cracked this joke (Colbert?). Commenting on the Bandholz he quipped “Brooklyn is doomed”.
Colbert confirmed
Since my current "Rasputin gone to seed" style is not specifically mentioned, I'll assume it's OK.
It's weirdly appropriate that Fu Manchu is portrayed as a white guy here.
I like this version
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-cdcs-revised-facial-hairstyles-and-filtering-facepiece-respirators-chart
I hope beard wearers see this as a challenge. Who will be first to to shave a mask seal into an otherwise badly sealing beard? "Neckbeard with mask strip" is the kind of hairstyle we need in this timeline. Also let's hope the facemask shortages drive some DIY fashion innovation. Seen the pictures of Japanese women with masks that suggest bra cups? Just another example of America's lack of crisis preparedness.
a beard is about as effective at stopping a virus as a surgical mask is. keep the beard, ditch the mask. a better infographic would be about how and how often one should wash their hands or helpful hints on when to stay at home.
Time to install a beard-washing station.
make sure you give out stickers too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXgBBGgXRi4