Meet EXXON, Duke of Hell with dominion over FOSSIL FUELS and burnination of the souls of D̰̞͉̖̤̗̮̉̉̔ͬ̏̇͆͞I͍̱̰̳̒ͭͨ͂N͇̙̣̗͈͓ͬ̑ͧͬ̓̾O̧͎̖̙̠̥͔͊̋͂ͤ̀S̳͎͇͎̕A̗̐̊̓̓͠U͍̗R̄̾ͧ͡S̞̥̖̦ͮ̈ͭ̍ͭ̿.
(Awesome mask by @bueshang.)
"We used to power things by whale souls then we found out there's a ton of souls trapped under the earth just waiting to be burnt."