Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon:

Halloween, Night Two.

Meet EXXON, Duke of Hell with dominion over FOSSIL FUELS and burnination of the souls of D̰̞͉̖̤̗̮̉̉̔ͬ̏̇͆͞I͍̱̰̳̒ͭͨ͂N͇̙̣̗͈͓ͬ̑ͧͬ̓̾O̧͎̖̙̠̥͔͊̋͂ͤ̀S̳͎͇͎̕A̗̐̊̓̓͠U͍̗R̄̾ͧ͡S̞̥̖̦ͮ̈ͭ̍ͭ̿.

(Awesome mask by @bueshang.)

"We used to power things by whale souls then we found out there's a ton of souls trapped under the earth just waiting to be burnt."

Previously, previously.
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