The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed.

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15 Responses:

  1. Do I have to take stuff out to their trucks, or can I just give them a location and have them shred everything they find?

  2. Jackson says:

    Sounds like a great album name.

  3. Jim says:

    Dear everyone who ever recycled anything: your volunteerism has been replaced by robots.

  4. J. Peterson says:

    I was once dragged into a large patent lawsuit. I have never seen so much printed paper. Boxes and boxes of printed material, stacked floor to ceiling in some places. Large laser printers running around the clock. Apparently the court insisted this "evidence" has to be physically present in the courtroom at the trial. Some rule dating back to the 1800's.

    Nobody looked at it, everybody just referred to the material on their laptops. The boxes of paper were carted into the courtroom, then carted back to the law office. There was a steady stream of ShredX trucks parked in front to take it afterwards.

    • Kyle Huff says:

      Welcome to the future. It must be destroyed.

    • thielges says:

      If it weren’t bad enough to make innovators fidget while lawyers take two hours to explain to the courts what could be done in 30 seconds at the whiteboard with peers. Ironic how patent law is supposed to encourage innovation yet experiences like that paper sacrifice do the opposite.

  5. Malcolm says:

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