Massive Semen Explosion

Massive Semen Explosion After Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Facility

"The liquid inside the cylinders was rapidly expanding and essentially the lids of the cryogenic cylinders were just popping off the top and projectiles were being thrown from the building," he said.

"We're coming into the AI season so there would have been substantial amounts of semen inside the tanks that we've lost [...] It's going to be a huge blow."

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7 Responses:

  1. Karellen says:

    I realize that this is a story about Artificial Insemination, and after a double-take I re-parsed the sentence and figured everything out, but did anyone else for a brief moment wonder why the fuck there would be substantial amounts of semen inside the tanks when coming into the Artificial Intelligence season?

  2. Rich says:

    ‘hoo hoo!’

    ‘fnarr!’

    Etc.

    I miss Viz

  3. J Greely says:

    Soundtrack: "It's Raining Men".

  4. MattyJ says:

    That explosion went bulls deep.

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