It's Bloody Mary weekend.
People of Earth! This is how I plan to spend the next 48 hours at DNA Pizza. Come help me hold up the bar.
Tags: dnalounge, firstperson, music, photography, sf
Location: 37° 46' 15.82" N, 122° 24' 46.37" W
12 Responses:
Is that a paper straw?
They're horrible. We also have "hay straws", which are actually pretty decent, but they are very short.
do they come in funny shapes?
Not unless straight is funny.
I want to track down whoever came up with the name "hay straw" and hay-splain to them.
Paper straw, but a plastic cup. sigh
Oh gosh, you're right! How terrible! Give me your banking info and I'll take care of that forthwith.
I'm more offended by the carrot.
I see you've got your vitamins covered...
How do you miss the center of the carrot along two axes? Who am I kidding, hell--I'd yoink the paper straw and other inedible bits and guzzle that entire thing in a couple of swallows. Looks fucking delicious, actually...
there's an infinity of dimensions not shown where the carrot is perfectly bisected.
if that be true, it warms the cockles of me barnacle-encrusted heart, arrr...