This dark pattern is the logical progression of social media silos. It says: "the Product keep leaving our site! Let's make it be six clicks harder. Let's give them one link, only one. Let's display that other page inside our app instead of in a real web browser. Let's make the OS's 'share' panel even harder to use, because otherwise they might share something somewhere that we can't monetize."
Burn it all down. Burn them all down.
I would, however, like to see an act by burlesque duo, Lincoln Bio and Skip Intro.