A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth

Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur

NYARLATHOTEP: [GURGLING BLOOD VOMIT-LAUGHTER]

MINOR SHOGGOTH: Congratulations to you, too, sir. This season's Soul Harvest was particularly heinous and effective for us, as well. We learned from the best, if we're being honest over here. Thanks to your continuous night-reign of absolute horror, it has been that much easier on our end to instigate the Doomed Era in our neck of the woods.

NYARLATHOTEP: [THE SOUND OF ONE MILLION BLINKING EYES]

MINOR SHOGGOTH: (laughter) Yes, yes. That, too. I should hope we converse both over the phone and through nightmare visions more often. It could only help us both in ensuring our legions are as endless and all-encompassing as we promised during our respective campaign seasons.

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2 Responses:

  1. James C. says:

    NYARLATHOTEP: [HACKING COUGH LACED WITH RACIAL EPITHETS]

  2. Tim says:

    The comparison seems unfair on Nyarlathotep, who surely wouldn't make amateurish mistakes with phone recordings and mail servers. Anyway:

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