Recent Movies

Brightburn: "Dirtbag Superboy" sounds like a natural, but this was just bad. Gratuitously gory and basically just jump scares and torture porn. I guess it was better than it's sequel, Man of Steel.

The Frame: A paramedic is in trouble. A cartel thief is in trouble. Then it turns out they are each watching each other on their respective tv shows, and reality starts to melt. It's enjoyable. There could have been more mindfuckery and less procedural.

Magellan: This was solid. A one-man mission to the outer solar system in response to some alien signals. It's super low budget but the effects and the science are pretty good for what they were working with. Only the low gravity stuff was jarring.

Marjorie Prime: Like a gentle episode of Black Mirror, or like what A.I. could have been if Spielberg wasn't just relentlessly awful. It starts off a little slow but has some very nice moments about what memory is, and how we just make up our lives to some degree.

Renaissance: Sci-fi cop story in harsh digital black and white, like Sin City. It was a very pretty filter, but the story didn't keep my attention and I bailed.

Sequence Break: a haunted classic arcade game, based on the Polybius urban legend. It goes to some sticky Cronenberg places. It's ok but a little slow. And as someone who has spent a lot of time elbows-deep in arcade games, some of the technical bits bugged me. Like, you can't access the boards from the coin door. Did you guys not talk to anyone who worked at the workshop where you shot? I mean, they were right there. Also he "decodes" some binary into the words "sequence break" but it was only 6 bytes. It started off promising, but had a predictable, dumb ending.

Polar: Stylish murders, but really kind of crappy. I expected better from Ackerlund. From the visual styling, I knew immediately that it was adapted from a graphic novel. Stop doing that. You are not Scott Pilgrim. Be your own thing.

Men in Black International: Surprisingly, this was ok! Way better than #2, for sure. It was no masterpiece, but it did what it said on the can. From the reviews I assumed it would be terrible, but those were unfair. It was entirely adequate.

Aladdin: Now there was a boring piece of shit. (Speaking of your misplaced Will Smith nostalgia.) This violated the rule of cover songs: "Never remind me of a better band I could be listening to instead", in this case, Robin Williams.

Hellboy: Like Men in Black, despite the reviews, this was surprisingly ok! Not as good as the first one, (and I don't remember the second one at all) but it was perfectly adequate. Also the Big Bad was Milla Jovovitch, my future-ex-girlfriend circa 2002, who apparently does not age.

Wu Assassins: This was terrible. You make a magical chop-socky set in San Francisco and you still manage to lose the jwz vote. How do you even do that? With terrible acting, even worse plot MacGuffins ("Hello, I am Cut Scene Girl! Here is your Side Quest!") The final episode was... what even was that? This show was so bad that it was not even saved by the surprise level-boss appearance of Summer Glau, my future-ex-girlfriend circa 2007.

Dark Phonenix: Have there been like 25 X Men movies by now, in 27 timelines? This is one of them and it's just utterly bland. Jean's whole conflict is "she has a sad", the villains are one note and unmotivated even for an X Men movie and everything just sort of plods from one mark to the next. Also why did they cast the same person to play both Cyclops and Beast? Don't try and tell me those weren't the same guy.

The Dead Don't Die: This was extremely goofy. It wasn't bad, and it kept my attention, but there wasn't a whole lot there. I wasn't sure what to expect from a Jim Jarmusch zombie movie, but it turns out the answer is, it's pretty much what you'd expect from a Wes Anderson zombie movie.

The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance: I only made it 3/4ths of the way through the first episode. Even as someone with a fetish for practical effects, I have to ask: is it possible to tolerate this show if you are neither: 8 years old; nor, have smoked a "Brad Pitt as Floyd in True Romance" amount of weed first?


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Today in "IP Over Avian Carriers" news:


I think every day about how cable internet is IP over MPEG. this is a literal fact. DOCSIS sends downstream data in MPEG frames because that's what the cable networks are optimized for and what all the switching equipment understood when cable broadband took off. "Instead of using Ethernet-based formatting, the downstream packets are formatted as a continuous stream of 188-octet MPEG packets, each packet comprising a four-octet header followed by 184 octets of data."

So Netflix on Comcast is MPEG over IP over MPEG.

You would be forgiven for assuming that RFC 4259 is an April Fool's joke, with this diagram in it:

|T|V|A|O|  O   |            | O |S |O |         |
|e|i|u|t|  t   |            | t |I |t |         |
|l|d|d|h|  h   |     IP     | h |  |h | Other   |
|e|e|i|e|  e   |            | e |T |e |protocols|
|t|o|o|r|  r   |            | r |a |r | native  |
|e| | | |      |            |   |b |  |  over   |
|x| | | |      |   +---+----+-+ |l |  |MPEG-2 TS|
|t| | | |      |   |   | MPE  | |e |  |         |
| | | | |   +--+---+   +------+ |  |  |         |
| | | | |   | AAL5 |ULE|Priv. | |  |  |         |
+-+-+-+-+---+------+   |      +-+--+--+         |
|  PES  |   ATM    |   |Sect. |Section|         |
|                  MPEG-2 TS                    |
|Satellite| Cable | Terrestrial TV | Other PHY  |

Figure 1: Overview of the MPEG-2 protocol stack


The 44,100 Hz sampling rate for CDs came about because there was no digital storage medium capable of holding the 650 MB of a compact disc and so analog video cassette tapes were used. These had 245 field lines 3 sound samples each line 60 frames per second. 245x3x60 = 44100.

BTW here is a screengrab of 245 x 3 = 735 samples for 1/60 second of music.

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