(No, I'm not even going to link to it.)
First, I bought a Brinno camera, which is advertised as a time-lapse camera for job sites, with long battery life. They have 8 models, no grid comparing the features or specs, and no rhyme or reason to their pricing or model number ordering. I bought the one that claimed it had 20x optical zoom, but that was a lie, it's unadjustable super-wide-angle just like the others. The only way to get photos off of it is to pop the card. It's junk.
First, the maximum delay between photos is 60 seconds. So that's a whole lot of extra photos that I don't need. Which means I will have to offload those photos every few days to avoid filling up the card.
Getting photos off of it is incredibly tedious:
- Connect phone to GoPro over some Frankenfuckery that requires both Bluetooth and a private wifi network, WTF;
- Stop camera from recording;
- Download photos from GoPro to GoPro phone app (very slow);
- Delete photos from GoPro;
- Adjust camera zoom, because it resets every time;
- Start camera recording again;
- Transfer photos from GoPro phone app to Photos app (very slow);
- Delete photos from GoPro phone app;
- Finally you can get the photos from your phone to your computer.
Also it just... turns off at random. It's on unswitched wall power and it won't seem to stay awake for longer than 16 hours. Several times it has stopped after exactly 81 shots (minutes). There's a "go to sleep after" setting which defaults to 15 minutes but I have set to "none" and this is still happening. Also 81 is notably not 15.
And sometimes, my phone just won't connect to it. Rebooting the phone didn't work, but rebooting the GoPro did -- you know how you do that? You get up on a ladder, pull it down from the ceiling, unplug the wall power, take it out of the case, and pull the battery because there's no actual power button. Super convenient.
So, I've got this old cracked iPhone 6, and now I'm thinking maybe I should just tape that to the ceiling and run some time-lapse software on that instead. Probably should have started with that.
Dear Lazyweb, any recommendations on iOS time-lapse software? What I'm looking for is:
- Ability to set the delay between shots to a large number, preferably 1 to 24 hours;
- Ability to offload photos/videos without needing to un-mount the phone from the ceiling or attach a computer to it;
- Bonus points if it will upload the photos/videos to iClown or Dropbox or somesuch on a semi-regular basis.
Henrico County, Va. -- Nearly a year after a Glen Allen neighborhood woke up to find dozens of vintage box television sets sitting on their front porches, the strange circumstance has happened again. [...]
Lt. Matt Pecka with Henrico Police said more than one person "wearing a mask resembling a television" dropped off the TVs to "the majority of homes throughout the community." [...] Henrico Police and Solid Waste Divisions worked together to remove the more than 50 TVs.
The patterns on the goods in this shop are designed to trigger Automated License Plate Readers, injecting junk data in to the systems used by the State and its contractors to monitor and track civilians and their locations.