Don't forget to burn. Don't forget to burn.

This video has been largely scrubbed from the Internet, but I think it's important that we all remember how much better Ghost Rider would have been had the entire movie been Nicholas Cage in clown makeup with glowsticks strapped to his head.

In fact, "I'm dressed as Ghost Rider DVD Extras" is a pretty solid Halloween costume concept! You can have that suggestion gratis.

In the immortal words of Suicide, via Rollins Band:

Ghost Rider motor cycle hero
Ghost Rider motor cycle hero
Baby, baby, baby, baby, he's a blazin' away
Like the stars, stars, stars in the universe, yeah!
Baby, baby, baby, baby, he's lookin' so cute, yeah!
ridin' around in a blue jump suit, yeah!
Baby, baby, baby, baby, he's screamin' the truth!
America is killin' its youth!
cause he is cryin', dyin', chokin', drownin'
Going to jail, going to jail, going to jail
I see him dyin'! Dyin'!! Ohhhhhhh
He's ridin' through town with his head on fire
He's ridin' through town with his head on fire!!
head on burnin' eyes all tired
head on burnin' eyes all tired
Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider!!
keep ridin'
never stop ridin'
don't forget to burn, don't forget to burn
burn....with fire!! with fire, fire, fire, fire, fire!
with fire!!!

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3 Responses:

  1. apm74 says:

    Marvel comic book movies will never be successful. - me, probably

  2. Iamhbomb says:

    He's looking more like a tri-tip that got forgotten in the smoker over the weekend than I'm comfortable with...

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