Mousetrap

3 months ago

Tags: comics, doomed

8 Responses:

1. MJ says:

   3 months ago at 9:50 pm

   This is upsettingly too close for comfort

   • NT says:

     3 months ago at 11:00 am

     If it makes you feel any better, real life has a second punchline where you meet the mouse that spent 15 years partying and the next 15 years scared shitless trying to find a cubicle. Lots of mousetrap designs out there, hard to say in advance which one you'd prefer to wait in.

2. japh says:

   3 months ago at 10:45 pm

   At least they only live for about a year... with luck, they'll be long dead before their first performance evaluation, or having to fake ridiculously optimistic five- and ten-year self-improvement milestones...

   Filed Under "...so they built in a fail-safe device..."

3. robert_ says:

   3 months ago at 11:07 am

   But but... what else would you do with your life if you didn't spend five days out of every seven staring at a screen for eight hours a day in order to make some shareholders rich?

   • MattyJ says:

     3 months ago at 2:31 am

     Five days? Eight hours? What fantasyland do you live in? I'd like to move there.

   • tfb says:

     3 months ago at 6:55 am

     You'd spend eight hours a day staring at a screen giving your soul to Facebook & Google, of course.

4. cyeh says:

   3 months ago at 3:08 pm

   Eerily similar to:

   https://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2012/10/18

5. TreeSpeaker says:

   3 months ago at 11:36 am

   “On the plus side, the pellets are excellent”