Mousetrap

2 years ago
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8 Responses:

  1. MJ says:
    2 years ago at 9:50 pm

    This is upsettingly too close for comfort
    • NT says:
      2 years ago at 11:00 am

      If it makes you feel any better, real life has a second punchline where you meet the mouse that spent 15 years partying and the next 15 years scared shitless trying to find a cubicle. Lots of mousetrap designs out there, hard to say in advance which one you'd prefer to wait in.
  2. japh says:
    2 years ago at 10:45 pm

    At least they only live for about a year... with luck, they'll be long dead before their first performance evaluation, or having to fake ridiculously optimistic five- and ten-year self-improvement milestones...

    Filed Under "...so they built in a fail-safe device..."
  3. robert_ says:
    2 years ago at 11:07 am

    But but... what else would you do with your life if you didn't spend five days out of every seven staring at a screen for eight hours a day in order to make some shareholders rich?
    • MattyJ says:
      2 years ago at 2:31 am

      Five days? Eight hours? What fantasyland do you live in? I'd like to move there.
    • tfb says:
      2 years ago at 6:55 am

      You'd spend eight hours a day staring at a screen giving your soul to Facebook & Google, of course.
  4. cyeh says:
    2 years ago at 3:08 pm

    Eerily similar to:

    https://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2012/10/18
  5. TreeSpeaker says:
    2 years ago at 11:36 am

    “On the plus side, the pellets are excellent”