11 Responses:

1. Kyle Huff says:

   4 years ago at 5:55 pm

   LOL.

2. Mark says:

   4 years ago at 2:30 am

   There are dad jokers of all genders in every industry.

3. Mark says:

   4 years ago at 6:45 am

   It was tricky but...

4. robert_ says:

   4 years ago at 11:06 am

   I thought the word 'cyber' died out in the early 2000s, especially when even governments stopped using the term 'cyberspace' (ostensibly to sound cool).

   • jwz says:

     4 years ago at 11:07 am

     Oh you innocent child.

     • robert_ says:

       4 years ago at 3:58 am

       Less cyberspace, more ciderspace

   • tfb says:

     4 years ago at 11:35 am

     So we had to get very, very tough on cyber and cyber warfare. It is a huge problem. I have a son—he’s 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers. It’s unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe, it's hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that’s true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester. And certainly cyber is one of them.

     —Someone you may, unfortunately, have heard of

5. Aidan Gauland says:

   4 years ago at 2:46 am

   I was expecting a tool for physically smashing hardware, the joke being that you penetrate via literal brute force.

   This is much better, although the pedant in me has to object to this being "cyber" and point out that this is robotic.
   ...I'll see myself out.

   • Chas. Owens says:

     4 years ago at 11:08 am

     Cybernetics is the science of communications and automatic control systems in both machines and living things. So, if the robot pentester used a feedback loop of the nib coming out/in triggering the next cycle, it counts as cybernetic.

     • Aidan Gauland says:

       4 years ago at 1:32 pm

       I stand corrected.

6. Cat Mara says:

   4 years ago at 1:30 pm

   Watches, wonders what would happen if we crossed this with a Useless Machine...