Harcourt Fenton Mudd, Venture Capitalist

Wow, Kirk really understands "entrepreneurs" --

But then Mudd starts singing his "Join Us Now and Share the Fembots" song --

Pick a team, you goddamned circus-hipster.

So, "I, Mudd" is about dangling the temptations of a post-scarcity society in front of members of a post-scarcity society. And there was talk of Mudd not paying the Vulcans for licenses on their patents. Patents!

I have so many questions for Starfleet Legal.

(And that's even before I start pointing at the chart on my wall and screaming about transporters and replicators.)

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2 Responses:

  1. Bill Paul says:

    "But then Mudd starts singing his "Join Us Now and Share the Fembots" song --"

    You monster.

  2. Wait until you hear his plan for renting scooters to the crew so they don't have to walk to the transporter room.

    Mind. Blown.

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