A Bill Decriminalizing Teen Sexting Passes the House, Causing Republican to Scream About Anal Sex on the Floor

"The moment Rep. Klippert screams the word 'anal' in the exact tone of a man about to, uh, relieve himself."

"Mr. Speaker, I request permission to read the definition of sadism," Klippert said, apparently unaware of the permission-seeking trope popular among subs and doms. "Please continue," the speaker said, offering Klippert the release he was seeking.

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The Prince Estate and Giphy have made official GIFs of nearly every music video. It's a pretty staggering collection. Keep scrolling to crash your browser.

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