"Fuck you!" I explained. "You were going 20 miles an hour on the fucking sidewalk!"
This is when the guy at the glass shop started laughing. I guess you can't really say you were a part of San Francisco 2018 until a techbro on a scooter has slammed into you and then blamed you for it.
How to Recycle your E-scooter:
The city and the e-scooter companies have been working very hard to find a solution to the e-scooter problem, and in response to public demand, they have placed escooter docking stations all over the city for your convenience. When you see an e-scooter on the sidewalk, calmly walk up to it, pick it up, and place it on the nearest docking station, also known as a 'scootypods' (they're still focus grouping that title).
If a docking station does not have the recycling symbol on it, simply slot the scooter through the top of the docking station as pictured. [...]
When you're done riding an escooter, always remember to D.U.M.P
- Don't panic
- Understand that you are part of the problem
- Mobilize your legs
- Place escooter in the trash