When you wake up this morning from unsettling dreams, you find yourself changed in your bed into a monstrous vermin.
- You are Jeff Bezos.
Jeff Bezos' employees are now your employees. His money is now your money. Nothing you say or do will convince anyone you are not Jeff Bezos, even his closest friends and family.
What do you do?
- I go to the bathroom.
- I scream and sob with terror over this unnatural event.
- I spend all his fucking money.
You go to the bathroom. It takes you about nine minutes to do all your business. You flush the toilet, because any game with a bathroom that does not allow you to flush the toilet is not a real game.
In that nine minutes, you, Jeff Bezos, make $540,000. That's more than nine times an American's average annual salary and 20 times the median salary of an Amazon employee.
- Jesus christ.
A Choose Your Own Adventure Game