- Are we reclaiming something by grabbing these metaphorical boobs?
- Did anyone not stop to draw parallels between the physical reaction to having your boobs grabbed by an unwanted party, and the fact that we're now diving into an actual pit of owner-less tits?
- But also, is it wrong that all my fantasies of sleeping on hundreds of boobs could come true in this moment?
- Why is this not a sea of dicks?
Speaking of ball pits, next Saturday we are filling Above DNA with ten thousand glow sticks.